THE BIG (FR)STREAKING
(PUSSY)CAT OF COASTERS!
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| My friend John O. Expresses
His Sheer Terror Of Jaguar |
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look at those terrified faces in the grip of
the big cat..... |
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I remember when I first heard about Knott's first
putting in this coaster. It was back when the park
was under what I thought was very poor management,
and the management team that nearly took Knott's from
being a part of California history to being history
with huge investments in attractions that just really
missed the mark.
At first I was thrilled, thinking, "Wow! Knott's
is finally getting another full circuit coaster!"
The artwork was impressive, and it looked halfway
decent. And the advertising-they made this look like
one truly "ferocious" ride! ROWWWRRR!
When I finally rode it it Halloween Haunt back in
1999, I was like, "Huh?"
In all fairness-I don't "hate" the ride.
I ride it every time I am at Knott's (as long as there
is little to no line). It is fun in a scenic railway
kind of way, and it offers some cool views of Silver
Bullet. But it has to be one of the least thrilling
coasters I think I have ever ridden.
That being said: why on earth does Knott's "Thrill
Factor" rating system give this ride a 4!?!
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Knott's "rating system" is kinda odd to
begin with. "1" is the tamest; "5"
is the most intense and extreme. Xcelerator, GhostRider,
Silver Bullet, Supreme Scream and Riptide, as well
as Montezooma's Revenge and Boomerang are all a "5".
Yet, the Log Ride is also a "5". For some
strange reason, Calico Mine is a "3". Jaguar
is not quite as thrilling as the Log Ride, so I guess
I can see a 4 in that regards. But I just don't get
the rating system.
When you enter the queue, it is glaringly obvious
that all of the $20,000,000 USD
(no, that's not a typo-check it out here)
was spent on the elaborate temple. For heaven's sake,
Xcelerator was $13,000,000, and Silver Bullet was
$16,000,000. There is no other rational explanation
of where the money went. I think they forgot that
with that kind of cost, there needs to be a ride.
(Who was running the park back then?!? They almost
ran Knott's into the ground, with this and NeckJammer-sorry,
WindJammer!-being their "major new coasters".)
THIS is why I am so happy Cedar Fair bought the park,
I think they saved it from certain doom.
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| One of
the biggest "WTF?" things at Knott's |
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| The utterly
terrifying first drop |
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Ok, so you make your way through this huge catacomb
like temple and get to the ride. The angle of the
drops on this coaster do not even equate to 20 degrees,
I don't think. All the elements of the ride, the going
past other rides, over the midway, and through the
middle of the loop on Montezoomas are cool, but if
the ride had a little more "kick" it would
be even better.
Ok, all of that said, it IS a perfect coaster for
those who are nervous and perfect for families with
little kids or coaster nervous adults to cut their
teeth on. Little kids who are just growing into rabid
coaster junkies can cut their teeth on this one. And
it can be fun at night, as well. And if they did not
take this coaster out for Silver Bullet, they are
never going to take it out. It remains a part of Knott's
well balanced line up.
However-to advertise this as a "major" coaster,
especially a major thrill ride, is a little misleading.
As my friend John O. and I told the people who we
were waiting in line for Xcelerator with, who told
us they had been on GhostRider and Silver Bullet but
had not yet been on the "other big coaster, Jaguar",
it's "a decent ride for families and to relax,
but if you miss it while at Knott's don't kick yourself.
If you ride, make it fun. Scream bloody murder the
whole time. But don't tell anyone I told you to.
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